Redneck Birthday Clip Art How Would I Make A Gag Gift For 50th Birthday? Thinking Of A Redneck Colonoscopy Kit..?

How would I make a gag gift for 50th birthday? Thinking of a redneck colonoscopy kit..? - redneck birthday clip art

What can I use to make a "Redneck colonoscopy kit" on the 50th Anniversary? Think like a certain type of hose or tube, a disposable camera, gloves .... Anything else? As a syringe or a funnel, or what?